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Wednesday, May 24, 2006

FUCK!

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.

I'm sorry, I have been trying really hard not to post about this lately, but right now I am just SO fucking horny I could die.


And today makes it 365 days since I last had sex.

Fucking wonderful.

Excuse me while I go shoot myself.

16 Comments:

  • At 4:18 PM, May 24, 2006, Blogger Unknown said…

    if you wait a few days.... ahemm... :D
    i'll do a post tomorrow just for you :p

     
  • At 4:18 PM, May 24, 2006, Blogger Unknown said…

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  • At 4:19 PM, May 24, 2006, Blogger Unknown said…

    LOLOLOL

    sorry couldn't stop, really.

    you can call me a twat again

     
  • At 4:24 PM, May 24, 2006, Blogger Giggleworthy said…

    Twat

     
  • At 8:44 PM, May 24, 2006, Blogger Dusty Admin said…

    A whole year! Shit! And I thought that two months and a bit was bad enough!

     
  • At 12:54 AM, May 25, 2006, Blogger Puss In Boots said…

    Fuck me, Giggles! Ok, well not literally since I don't think you swing that way, but jebus christ that's a long time! I'm with Dusty. I thought 3 months was a drought! Remind me to thank whoever runs this universe that I'm not you!

     
  • At 4:49 AM, May 25, 2006, Blogger Indiana said…

    You have no idea how wrong that is.

    Someone with your...erm...needs, should nto go so long without.

     
  • At 8:47 AM, May 25, 2006, Blogger Giggleworthy said…

    Dusty - pfft - 2 mths??? You got nuthin!

    Puss - This wasn't enough of a reminder?????

    Russ - Yep, a friend of mine told me that last night. I think the divorce process is much harder then going without though much better to do it my way.

    Indy - As a matter of fact I have to disagree with you - I know EXACTLY how wrong it is! Trust me, I really really do know.

     
  • At 9:45 AM, May 25, 2006, Blogger Giggleworthy said…

    Do you think I qualify again???

     
  • At 11:09 AM, May 25, 2006, Blogger Imelda said…

    Born-again virginity kicks in at 3 months. That's what my big cousin told me anyway, when I was a teenager.

    I'm getting it on with my Polish ex-model this weekend. I know you've seen the pics in private - but I just thought I'd rub it in again anyway, coz I'm in one of those moods!

    I do really love ya. xxx

     
  • At 11:11 AM, May 25, 2006, Blogger Imelda said…

    P.S. The cousin I mentioned above is a girl - my big sister substitute. I re-read my comment and decided that I'd better clarify the incestuous overtones.

     
  • At 11:22 AM, May 25, 2006, Blogger Giggleworthy said…

    Wench.

    :-P

     
  • At 4:44 PM, May 25, 2006, Blogger Dusty Admin said…

    Two months nearly killed me. Iraq was a place of suffering for me on so many levels

     
  • At 5:00 PM, May 25, 2006, Blogger Giggleworthy said…

    You surely don't expect sympathy from me for the 2 month thing do you?? Really???

     
  • At 3:30 PM, May 26, 2006, Blogger Dusty Admin said…

    Well, there were other factors involved (heat, flies, tension, death)... but it was the lack of sex that hit me hardest.

    I'm shallow that way.

     
  • At 10:52 AM, May 30, 2006, Blogger Giggleworthy said…

    Dusty I am sure you didn't HAVE to go without - it was a personal choice !!!!

    Hahahahahaha

     

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