Weird things
I admit its not always hard to do, but I am a little confused right now....
I have gone up a cup size, but I got on the scales this morning (evil things) and I have lost 2 kgs.... how the hell does that happen?????
And just to save Steph any further confusion or torment (while waiting for details), I promise that when I have sex again, I will post the full Halleujah Chorus.
That should alleviate any further confusion....
I had a whole series of very bizarre dreams last night and restless, broken sleep. I actually had a dream that did (briefly) include a blog - how odd - and a whole series of other weird events.
When I was having my shower this morning I thought of something that would make a really good post but then I decided to 'fiddle with myself' and now I forget.
Sorry, I got nuthin...
I have gone up a cup size, but I got on the scales this morning (evil things) and I have lost 2 kgs.... how the hell does that happen?????
And just to save Steph any further confusion or torment (while waiting for details), I promise that when I have sex again, I will post the full Halleujah Chorus.
That should alleviate any further confusion....
I had a whole series of very bizarre dreams last night and restless, broken sleep. I actually had a dream that did (briefly) include a blog - how odd - and a whole series of other weird events.
When I was having my shower this morning I thought of something that would make a really good post but then I decided to 'fiddle with myself' and now I forget.
Sorry, I got nuthin...
posted by Giggleworthy @ 10:14 AM
13 Comments:
At 11:07 AM, March 21, 2006,
Nick said…
Ngngn - giggle fiddling in the shower... damnit girl...
At 12:43 PM, March 21, 2006,
Giggleworthy said…
Sorry Nick, I'll stop talking about it.
At 12:57 PM, March 21, 2006,
Nick said…
Actually no, don't stop. Please....
At 1:07 PM, March 21, 2006,
Giggleworthy said…
Ok, now THAT's just wrong.
At 10:41 PM, March 21, 2006,
Imelda said…
You fucking bitch. I've gone DOWN a cupsize, from all the weight loss.
Now I know where my tits have gone - LONDON!
You'll pay, girl.
At 5:08 AM, March 22, 2006,
Puss In Boots said…
Giggles, I've never gotten the fiddling in the shower thing. Just not comfortable enough for me. I like my 400 thread count egyptian cotton sheets too much!
Oh, and I've got up half a cup size too. But I have neither lost nor gained weight. Very odd. It's very annoying to be spilling out of all the new bras I just bought.
At 5:08 AM, March 22, 2006,
Puss In Boots said…
gah! Gone* up! I meant gone!
At 9:09 AM, March 22, 2006,
Giggleworthy said…
Im's - I didn't ask for it! I didn't want it!!! You can have it back !!! Please - ffs, TAKE it back!
I'm looking all out of proportion now.
Puss - See, half a cup size is just plain annoying!!!! It's just a pain in the ass!!! ESP when there is new underwear at stake!
I am a big fan of beds myself but I just LOVE water - if it involves water, I'm there! And the sensation when you are in the shower and have the water beating down on you as well.... umm... I might stop thinking about that now - I'm at work & about to go into a meeting... ahem...
At 9:44 AM, March 22, 2006,
Steph said…
Yay! i get my best inspiration in the shower too. I'm so loving you adopting the "fiddle", my bro calls it, "playin the banjo" hahaha! I have a sick family.
Jubbly talk. I have one boob, half a cup bigger than the other! i plan to have babies and breasteed more on the left side to even it out. That's my theory anyway.
At 9:50 AM, March 22, 2006,
Giggleworthy said…
Steph - I just love that expression - its bloody funny and makes me grin everytime I hear/see/use it.
Sick families are often the most fun!
If that theory works for you then stick with it babe!
At 12:05 PM, March 22, 2006,
Imelda said…
Steph, I'll give you some insight into the preggo/breastfeeding boob cycle:
* Soon after you fall pregnant they'll swell up a cup size or two and hurt like bitches. That's how I actually knew to go take the test.
* During the pregnancy you can't wear underwires. It's one of those pregancy no-nos. So you will get around with huge, aching, semi-saggy tits. But you won't give a shit coz everything else will be huge and aching.
* Your milk will come in 2-3 days after the baby is born (from birth to then its a thickish stuff called colostrum; very healthy for kiddo.). You'll just be sitting there minding your own beeswax, and next minute you'll have milk pissing out all over your clothes. Very embarrassment.
* Day 3-7 post birth you will have the biggest tits of your life (mine went to 16C FFS). They will hurt like a bitch and leak like a sieve. You will wonder how the fuck those silly bitches like Jordan and Dolly could live with such a ridiculous bloody rack. Your husband will look at them and think "cool", you'll glare at him and think "you're never fucking touching me again".
* Now here's the killer - the more you breastfeed, the bigger they'll stay. Eventually as your kid gets older and moves onto solids the milk reduces and the size will go down. But if you've got one bigger than the other, you'll want to feed out of the smaller one at first, to keep it bigger. Then at the end, when your milk is going, get the big one drained as much as you can.
* You'll know they're empty when the Scarlett Bitch returns. Sucker!
Sorry this is so long, Giggle. Couldn't help myself!
At 1:26 PM, March 22, 2006,
Giggleworthy said…
Thats ok darl
I would like to say though, 16C ?? You got nuthin, my sister went to a 14F and she's normally a 10DD.
At 10:40 PM, March 22, 2006,
Imelda said…
Typo. That was meant to say 16G.
As in GINORMOUS
I'm now a 12D, down from 12DD.
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