Today.
Things that I wish I could say today –
‘Sorry’ doesn’t do shit for me, ‘sorry’ is to make you feel better.
You, are a fucking moron.
You are enough to make me become a lesbian…. And no, you can’t watch.
Sorry, but I really don’t feel like being at work today, so I’ll be off home now.
I don’t get paid enough to put up with your crap.
You’ve clearly mistaken me for someone who gives a shit.
You’ve just started working here?? Welcome to the salt mines, honey.
Yes, I do know I’m being unreasonable and I really don’t care.
Well would you look at that – a walking corpse!
When are you coming to visit me?
I need a hug
I miss you.
What I actually said instead –
No, no, honestly, it’s ok - apology accepted.
Ok, I don’t think I’ve explained that very clearly…
You’re single, aren’t you?
HI! How are you today? Are we busy this morning?
No, that's fine – I’d feel exactly the same if it was me!
Oh dear - that's pretty terrible!
Hi, welcome to the team! How are you settling in?
Oh, really? I'm sorry!
Awww… look at you, you poor thing, are you feeling ok?
(nothing)
(nothing)
(nothing)
*sigh*
‘Sorry’ doesn’t do shit for me, ‘sorry’ is to make you feel better.
You, are a fucking moron.
You are enough to make me become a lesbian…. And no, you can’t watch.
Sorry, but I really don’t feel like being at work today, so I’ll be off home now.
I don’t get paid enough to put up with your crap.
You’ve clearly mistaken me for someone who gives a shit.
You’ve just started working here?? Welcome to the salt mines, honey.
Yes, I do know I’m being unreasonable and I really don’t care.
Well would you look at that – a walking corpse!
When are you coming to visit me?
I need a hug
I miss you.
What I actually said instead –
No, no, honestly, it’s ok - apology accepted.
Ok, I don’t think I’ve explained that very clearly…
You’re single, aren’t you?
HI! How are you today? Are we busy this morning?
No, that's fine – I’d feel exactly the same if it was me!
Oh dear - that's pretty terrible!
Hi, welcome to the team! How are you settling in?
Oh, really? I'm sorry!
Awww… look at you, you poor thing, are you feeling ok?
(nothing)
(nothing)
(nothing)
*sigh*
3 Comments:
At 9:42 AM, January 17, 2007, Boysenberry said…
Life farkin sucks, doesn't it? Especially when the "responsible adult" switch kicks in :(
At 4:00 PM, January 17, 2007, Anonymous said…
lmao. i should do one of these.
At 11:11 PM, January 17, 2007, Giggleworthy said…
Boysen - I never even realised I HAD a 'responsible adult' switch so it was a bit of a surprise.
Kate - Do it!!!!!
These were the slightly more polite ones, 9 times out of 10 while having a conversation, I'm having a whole other one inside my head and its far less polite then what is actually coming out of my mouth.
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