Weekend - In Brief
Breakdown of time spent -
Sleeping – 40%
Eating – 12.5%
Shopping – 7.5%
Masturbating – 40%
Purchases –
Shoes -
1 pair black ballet flats with ribbons that tie around the ankles (yes, I know – a complete departure for me and I don’t know a single man that actually likes them or thinks they look good but they are so cute and good for days when I can’t be fucked)
1 pair jade satin stilettos with bows at the back – I’ll get MH to take a pic of them for me and email it to me so I can post it. Very cute.
Vibe
Lipgloss x 2 (Dior)
Ring & Earrings
White linen wide leg pants.
So as you can no doubt tell, I had a great weekend.
I love my new vibe so much I may need my friends to stage a ‘Sex In The City’ style intervention.
Feeling distinctly perky today…. I wonder why that is?
Sleeping – 40%
Eating – 12.5%
Shopping – 7.5%
Masturbating – 40%
Purchases –
Shoes -
1 pair black ballet flats with ribbons that tie around the ankles (yes, I know – a complete departure for me and I don’t know a single man that actually likes them or thinks they look good but they are so cute and good for days when I can’t be fucked)
1 pair jade satin stilettos with bows at the back – I’ll get MH to take a pic of them for me and email it to me so I can post it. Very cute.
Vibe
Lipgloss x 2 (Dior)
Ring & Earrings
White linen wide leg pants.
So as you can no doubt tell, I had a great weekend.
I love my new vibe so much I may need my friends to stage a ‘Sex In The City’ style intervention.
Feeling distinctly perky today…. I wonder why that is?
posted by Giggleworthy @ 9:27 AM
5 Comments:
At 11:51 AM, April 18, 2006,
Indiana said…
40% of weekend masterbating and a new vibe...now that deserves further exploration...do tell?
At 11:54 AM, April 18, 2006,
Giggleworthy said…
Whats to tell ?? It's pretty straight forward isn't it ??
Unless you want a blow by blow (pardon the pun) account of everything that played on the fantasy file big screen as I did - and thats so not going to happen !!!
At 12:10 PM, April 18, 2006,
Imelda said…
What's the vibe's name?
At 12:50 PM, April 18, 2006,
Nick said…
What about Buzz as a name for your vibe?
At 1:33 PM, April 18, 2006,
Giggleworthy said…
I am not naming my vibe !!!!!
I do not name my car, I do not name my partners penis, I am not naming my vibe !
Its as simple as that.
If you want to call it something you may but for God's sake not 'Buzz!'
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